I actually CAN be a serious journalist too, y’know. Here are just some examples of articles I’ve written and published:
“Marine on a Mission,” Phoenix Magazine, September 2011
“Women Warriors,” The Officer Magazine, May 2010
“Tough Love,” Phoenix Magazine, August 2009
“Jumping Her Way to the Top,” MilitaryTimes.com Military Olympians, August 2008
“State Mum on Sources of School Finances,” The Daily Courier, July 2007
Shari Lopatin - Writing 
C’mon, you MUST be thinking something.