The Most Possessive, Jealous Book You’ve Ever Met

28 Jan

If you’re anything like me, you’re a bipolar book nerd who goes through phases where all you want to do is lock yourself in a dark room with a candle and flashlight … and READ. Then, after two weeks, you miraculously re-appear into the world of the living, and your family grovels at your feet.

OK, maybe I over-exaggerated a little, but you get the point …

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Anyway, I saw this post via Tumblr (yes, I recently decided to try my hand at Tumbling), and thought it was way too freakin’ clever.

And if you’re that bipolar book nerd, you’ll totally get this:

Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.

Book: You will fall in love with my characters.

Book: I’m so good, you’ll lose sleep over me.

Book: I’m part of a series.

Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.

Book: I will break you emotionally.

Book: I will make you forget the real world.

Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.

Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.

Book: You are mine.

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Yea, I know. You’re nodding right now … admit it!

And for the due credit? Thanks to Confessions of a Book Addict, which originally published this rockin’ post to Tumblr.

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7 Responses to “The Most Possessive, Jealous Book You’ve Ever Met”

  1. 76sanfermo January 28, 2013 at 9:00 am #

    And mine ,too!

    • Shari Lopatin January 28, 2013 at 6:48 pm #

      LOL! Mine too! I just finished one abusive, possessive relationship (A Thousand Splendid Suns … which really was SPLENDID), and I’ll soon be starting another. :-)

      • 76sanfermo January 28, 2013 at 11:43 pm #

        I’d love to read it…..

    • Shari Lopatin January 30, 2013 at 10:57 am #

      Oh it’s VERY good! It’s by the same author as “The Kite Runner.” Here is the link to it on Amazon:

      • 76sanfermo January 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm #

        Thanks so much!

  2. Shareen January 28, 2013 at 8:44 am #

    Nailed it! Story of my life. :)

    • Shari Lopatin January 28, 2013 at 6:47 pm #

      LOL! Me too. :-) Thanks for reading (and empathizing), Shareen!

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